We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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