2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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