It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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