He is an equal opportunity slut.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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