I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
i now understand why vodka
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