i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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