i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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