we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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