he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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