I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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