Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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