I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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