real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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