420 ftw
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
