3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
People with herpes should wear stickers.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize