You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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