the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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