Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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