who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I could have mohawked her pubes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
