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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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