I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Are we still banned from the library?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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