It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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