She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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