so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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