if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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