so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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