I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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