I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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