wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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