sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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