What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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