David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Can you bring me the toilet please
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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