the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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