Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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