PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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