you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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