whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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