is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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