It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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