Having a random hookup so left but love u
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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