i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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