He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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