She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
