I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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