your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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