just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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