I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
