16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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