yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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