She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
send nudes
from the living room?
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