i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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