You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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