Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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