the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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